It has been an "interesting" week with TDC getting one last kick in as the Audit Commision is axed, Thanet fishermen were given an quota increase and a Thanet College lecturer took a deliberate overdose after feeling that complaining would only loose him his job. Job loss being a huge fear all over Kent as Joblessness figures continue to climb.

The New Statsman gives Broadstairs a (not entirely fair) mention, however it's not all bad news for Broadstairs The cricket club is inches away from promotion to Division One, The worlds smallest solar cinema showing short films about Thanet (It has a maximum capacity of 8 adults or 12 children) and news that will no doubt anger drinking water protesters that Pegwell Bay's water is heavily polluted from road run off.

Closer to home, for me, news has not been great of late. Thanet is, without a doubt, in need of some good news.

Margate Caves are set to become a block of flats if planning application F/TH/10/0546 get's the go ahead.

However were the caves not closed by TDC due to being structurally unsound? How can flats be safe on top of unsound caves?

(I'm not exactly break news with this as Michael Child covered the planning application earlier this month and it was mentioned by Claire Blackwell in the What in particular do you think TDC could do to help reinvigorate Margate? post.)

In case you never get to see the caves vortigernstudies.org.uk has this to say:

The Margate Caves are a most extraordinary curiosity. There are 20-30 showcaves in Britain, but one would hardly expect to find one in this sleepy corner of Kent, where nothing much seems changed since the 1950s. However, this town, where most visitors to and from the continent normally rush through, has not one, but two! There is Margate Caves, and its neighbour, the Shell Grotto.

and hotelara.com mentions them thusly:

Close by to the grotto are the Margate Caves another delightful mystery. The caves are man-made but, by whom and when, no one seems to know. Some argue they are over 1000 years old others that they date from Georgian times and were built as some eccentric's folly. Margate Caves consists of a steep underground tunnel that leads to a circular chamber. Beyond this is another passage leading to a rectangular chamber. Some interesting cave paintings exist drawn from the time of their discovery in the 18th century.

I would try to link you to it but all I did was cash the page last time I tried to do that.

Why must we try to build flats everywhere nice?

Do TDC still use these guys?

I spotted an itneresting email in my inbox recently. The message was from a young man doing research and asking questions about the decline of Margate and what Thnaet District Council could and should be doing to make it better.

Hi Matt B,

I am currently doing some research for University College London on the future role of high streets given the high number of shop vacancies that are currently being recorded in many town centres.

Obviously the case of Margate is of great interest as it apparently has the highest number of shop vacancies in the country. I have just read your comments concerning Margate town centre and i am interested in some of you ideas and opinions.

What in particular do you think TDC could do to help reinvigorate/reinvent Margate. And what changes would you, as a local, like to see occur on Margate's high street in terms of retail and uses? And therefore what future role do you see the high street fulfilling?

I would be very interested to hear your opinions and it would be a great help with my research.

The best qualified people to answer this question is you the reader. I'll throw my opinion out there to kick the debate off and then leave you to give the definitive answer. Are you ready?

I think that the thing Thanet District Council did most badly wrong was to not consider the impact of an out of town shopping centre on a town centre with issues that have left them struggling with "regeneration" for parts of it for years.

The Margate "old town" has never exactly been the biggest success story and demonstrates that there is a very real danger of starving highstreet areas with very little changes. The Westwood Cross build combined with a bad economic situation has truely hurt Margate town centre.

But more than that the destruction of the town centre highlights what any decent analist could have told you - that the town centre was being propped up by the larger stores and had very little vitality in and of itself. Had it been self sufficient as Broadstairs and Ramsgate have been forced to be then the old town regeneration would have been a snap.

To breath life back in to the town centre the council needs to help it become competitive. It's being out competed by Westwood Cross so it must beat it at it's own game or focus on a different niche.

Both options are going to cost a fair amount just to make the properties attractive sites to do business from. Margate town centre lacks a compelling reason to visit without the likes of HSBC, WoolWorths and the other shops it has lost.

Yet if there was one thing that I would identify as a needed action would be - free parking. Why would people choose to pay to park at slightly inconvenient parts of Margate when they can get everything and free parking at Westwood Cross?

Well, that's my two pence worth now I'll throw it open to the readers.

The seedy side of Thanet takes centre stage in a viral video that has been growing in popularity recently.

The video is called "The Thanet Anthem" and is already in version two having had a few images changed or blurred (Sandy Ezekiel, for example) presumably after complaints by those who are feeling the heat of the complaints. With lyrics suggesting that Thanet is where "where dreams are trampled and robbed by the council" this is not a track "bigging up" the area.

Trying to work itself as a parody ala Weird Al to the music of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' Empire State Of Mind this is (according to my source) the work of Adrian "The Fraudster" Handley, James Mason and Hannah Buchanan. It bills itself on youtube as "funniest video" but it does not quite catch the right tone to be laugh out-loud, rolling on the floor stuff.

If you want to watch the video and promise not to be offended read on...

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Buses are enjoying some minor disruption due to a crash near the double roundabouts near the pub that used to be called the wheatshief. I understand that no one was hurt but people trying to get somewhere dry might have have wondered where the bus was.

But despite crashes and rain the red arrows still showed up to the big event. As did the usual collection of loop-the-loop aerobatics.

Revelers where showing up as early as 8am to the shelterless cliff tops. There to be rained upon and face cold winds.

Not exactly my idea of fun.

Well it is here again - Margate's "Big Event" which, after last years overpriced disappointment, I am in two minds about attending. Sure the air-show element is great and my children love it but other than that I really don't fancy queueing for the rip off food prices, cheap yet costly beer or other "amenities".

I have to say that I did not actually enjoy the event last year although for reasons I am not going to go into I am unlikely to ever forget it.

In terms of value for money I seem to recall that the Big Event 2009 cost over £100k to put on. I also reported that the Lark in the Park vs The Big Event showed up just how expensive the big event was and is.

I remain to be convinced.

In case you missed the plot - there is none. Let's see what you can do with this in another Thanet Star caption contest.