This just in: Mary Portas not messiah (Joe might disagree)
Who knew, right.
Just in case anyone is confused. Margate gets cash whatever else happens.
Mary (who is not the messiah) might get to make a film about giving it to us and claim all the credit for government spending.
People will complain. (They always do)
It will make a small dent when the dust has settled.
That is all.