Steven Fry in Lift.
Steven Fry is stuck in a lift - just so that you know. He is (as of this post) being kept cheerful via mobile phone thanks to twitter.com users. You can catch up with Steven Fry on his twitter account here although I would recommend a free account.
Especially Tony Flaig who has a fairly yummy phone I gather.
Okay let rip with the lube jokes or whatever you funny, funny people.